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flyingnimbus:fuckyeahdementia:epic4chan:

I know what I’m doing May 21st.
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I know what I’m doing May 21st.

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YOU ALL GONNA DIE
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Clients From Hell: Ghettocelebrity

clientsfromhell:

An email forwarded to me from a potential client, describing his vision for a logo, depicting himself as a super hero (Any grammatical/spelling errors are to be ascribed to the author):

“So u already know i wanna be a super hero…..maybe sumin out of a MARVEL comic…rays of power flowin in and out…my muscled body!! I should have REALLY THICK EYEBROWS….and 3 razor lines on my left eyebrow (trademark) and also the title GHETTOCELEBRITY.

Maybe me holding a ball of power over my head …WITH BALTIMORE INSIDE

try one with me in baggy clothes and iced out wit jewelry BUT IM STILL A SUPER HERO..AND THE CITY OF BALTIMORE BEHIND ME?? JUS AN IDEA

here are pics of me to GET THE FACE GOOOD FOR THE LOGO!!!! :)”

“3 razor lines on my left eyebrow (trademark)”

    • #Razor Line
    • #Ghettocelebrity
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  • 1 year ago > clientsfromhell
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esmejlinc:9gag: Want a good quote to put on Facebook
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  • 1 year ago > 9gag
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  • 1 year ago > opintinho
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  • 1 year ago > bradodd
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so perky
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so perky

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  • 1 year ago > fuck-the-what-br
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