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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?

Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Watch

talkshom: Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy sing at the Golden Globes i’m gonna miss the good times of dh :(

Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 10th

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Clients From Hell

clientsfromhell: Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops. The client points to logo on laptop cover. Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand? Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…

Jan 9th

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